DP Partners: Ariana Jollee
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Dickvander: Please tell me what the hell is wrong with you. Do you think any person coming to this website to masturbate to porn wants to hear your weird, pathetic, creepy British old man voice talking over the videos?
First of all: The name is DickvanderDick or his Dickishness or Lord von Dickinston if you're not into the whole brevity thing. There are thousands upon thousands of other dull videos on this and other websites that will fit your rather unimaginative request. My videos are handcrafted works of art that are redefining the limits of what is simply known as "porn".
I guess Chiles never heard of the mute button, personally I'm a bit curious what the great Richard Vander Dick has to say. I mean what if he's an Alien, or Time Traveler? Thats why you have to read whats written on public restroom walls, there could be stock tips or coordinates to the Lost Dutchmans gold